Twisted Fate

Killian Jones, but most people have taken to call me by my more colorful moniker – Hook.


because if we’re being honest, this was probably not initially a happy moment in their young lives.


I know this was like 4 seasons ago but I still can’t handle his FACE

harry potter + love





Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.

And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.

#now this fact is spreading can he be asked all the makeup questions usually aimed at female co-stars?

Can Jeremy Renner be a strong female character in every movie?

Jeremy Renner is a strong, independent woman, who don’t need no man.

Sirius opening James' curtains to find that Lily spent the night in their dorm


hello anon! i’m very sorry that this took about four years. i tried, and then i lost it (through my own fault) twice and then had absolutely no motivation to continue. also, i took a bit of liberty with it, can’t resist some good ol’ sirius/lily friendship! and you never did say that james had to be there

He rolls in very early that morning - still dressed in the clothes from the night before, although they’re wrinkled and quite frankly all over the place, since he slept in them - and makes a whole lot of noise, knocking over the bin in the corner (as if there weren’t balls of parchment surrounding it anyway), sending a nightstand flying - a second later, a crash from a broken inkwell wakes the other inhabitants of the dorm. And then he hears it - Remus groaning at being woken so early, Peter’s heavy breathing from the fright Sirius had just given him. 

And a sigh. A sigh coming from James’ bed. A very feminine sigh. Then Sirius notices that the curtains around James’ bed are drawn, which is something that the boy in question would never bother with. James is an early riser, and he wouldn’t have still been in bed, or slept through the amount of noise Sirius has made. But it doesn’t matter. James isn’t here. 

But someone is. And they’re in his bed. 

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Drinking game.

Inspired by these headcanons. Let me tell you, I’m really satisfied with the result. Bigger version on DA.



[ Urge to shove the shard to his heart intensifies ]




Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

and yet all they asked scarlet was how difficult was it to get in her suit




why commit murder when you can have one of these


come on guys 

I’d kill for one of those.

I think you’re missing the point

AU: College (L/J) 



A/N: Here’s a little student!Lily/ teacher!James that I hope is not too cliche…

Lily,” Marlene hissed, this time louder than the numerous times she had done it before. A few students sitting in the rows in front of them turned to throw them annoyed glares.

AU: Modern Day California (L/J) 



He regretted leaving his glasses in their hotel room by the third time he bumped his arm painfully against yet another stone pillar. Cursing under his breath, he grumpily pushed his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose, the beads of sweat forming there making the gesture…

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green.