Twisted Fate



"If I’m a bitch, then you’re a bitch ‘cause takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch."  - (via overheard-at-school)


SLYTHERIN APPRECIATION WEEK → day five » favourite dynamic between two slytherins 
↳ Bellatrix Black and Narcissa Black


ambisinistrous-and-asinine:

starkid challenge - nine characters [1/9] mama umbridge

and from that moment forward, I picked up everything I could find and hoisted it up over my head, and I ate nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs and rocks!


“Sometimes it’s really easy to shrug it off and other times, things have pinched more. If what someone else says can easily derail you, it means your sense of self isn’t that firmly established in the first place. It’s an inside job. You’re beautiful and worthy and totally unique. People insult each other based on their own insecurities - even though it may feel personal, it really never is. Really. Seriously.”


But I’ve really learned you don’t have to fit in. No matter where you go, you’re always going to be you and if they don’t like you for who you are, then what’s the point of being someone else?


jadefinitelyfelt:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

I JUST SRARTED CHOSCKING


Bradley does the ASL ice bucket challenge (and nominates Katie) [x]





missprongs:

"She hated him!"
"Nah, she didn't."


One small fact: you are going to die. Despite every effort, no one lives forever. Sorry to be such a spoiler. My advice is when the time comes, don’t panic. It doesn’t seem to help. I guess I should introduce myself properly. But then again, you’ll meet me soon enough. Not before your time, of course. I make it a policy to avoid the living. Well, except sometimes. Once in a very long time, I can’t help myself. I get interested.